Adult

Servers

Are you a big boy with insatiable needs? A dedicated server will rise up to your challenge, and give you the ride of your life.

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250 MBPS BANDWIDTH
Unlimited Traffic Servers

*Upgradable

Dick Shortsword

  • 16 GB RAM
  • Xeon E3-1270 v3 Processor (4 Cores)
  • 2 x 1 TB SATA
  • 250 Mbps Bandwidth
  • Unlimited Traffic
  • Free SSL
  • 1 Dedicated IP
  • IPMI
  • Full Root Access
$150
per month
Purchase

Dick Sword

  • 32 GB RAM
  • Xeon E3-1240 v5 Processor (4 Cores)
  • 2 x 1 TB SATA
  • 250 Mbps Bandwidth
  • Unlimited Traffic
  • Free SSL
  • 1 Dedicated IP
  • IPMI
  • Full Root Access
$200
per month
Purchase

Dick Broadsword

  • 32 GB RAM
  • Xeon E3-1275 v2 Processor (4 Cores)
  • 2 x 240 GB SSD
  • 250 Mbps Bandwidth
  • Unlimited Traffic
  • Free SSL
  • 1 Dedicated IP
  • IPMI
  • Full Root Access
$220
per month
Purchase

Dick Excalibur

  • 64 GB RAM
  • AMD Ryzen PRO 1700x
    Processor (4 Cores)
  • 2 x 1 TB SATA
  • 250 Mbps Bandwidth
  • Unlimited Traffic
  • Free SSL
  • 1 Dedicated IP
  • IPMI
  • Full Root Access
$240
per month
Purchase

1 Gbps Bandwidth
50 TB Traffic Servers

*Upgradable

Dildo
launcher

  • 16 GB RAM
  • Xeon E3-1276v3 Processor (4 Cores)
  • 1 x 250 GB SSD
  • 1 Gbps Bandwidth
  • 50 TB Traffic
  • Free SSL
  • 1 Dedicated IP
  • IPMI
  • Full Root Access
$220
per month
Purchase

Double dildo launcher

  • 32 GB RAM
  • Xeon E3-1230 v2 Processor (4 Cores)
  • 1 x 1 TB SATA
  • 1 Gbps Bandwidth
  • 50 TB Traffic
  • Free SSL
  • 1 Dedicated IP
  • IPMI
  • Full Root Access
$240
per month
Purchase

Triple dildo launcher

  • 32 GB RAM
  • 2 x Xeon E5620 Processor (8 Cores)
  • 1 x 1 TB SSD
  • 1 Gbps Bandwidth
  • 50 TB Traffic
  • Free SSL
  • 1 Dedicated IP
  • IPMI
  • Full Root Access
$260
per month
Purchase

Quad dildo launcher

  • 64 GB RAM
  • 2 x Xeon E5-2620 v2 Processor (6 Cores)
  • 1 x 1 TB SATA
  • 1 Gbps Bandwidth
  • 50 TB Traffic
  • Free SSL
  • 1 Dedicated IP
  • IPMI
  • Full Root Access
$340
per month
Purchase

1 Gbps Bandwidth
Unmetered Traffic Servers

*Upgradable

Pussy
Flower

  • 16 GB RAM
  • 2 x Xeon E5620 Processor (8 Cores)
  • 1 x 1 TB SATA
  • 1 Gbps Bandwidth
  • Unmetered Traffic
  • Free SSL
  • 1 Dedicated IP
  • IPMI
  • Full Root Access
$400
per month
Purchase

Twin Pussy
Flower

  • 32 GB RAM
  • 2 x Xeon E5-2620 v4 Processor (16 Cores)
  • 1 x 1 TB SATA
  • 1 Gbps Bandwidth
  • Unmetered Traffic
  • Free SSL
  • 1 Dedicated IP
  • IPMI
  • Full Root Access
$440
per month
Purchase

Threesome Pussy Flower

  • 32 GB RAM
  • 2 x Xeon E5-2640 v4 Processor (20 Cores)
  • 1 x 1 TB SATA
  • 1 Gbps Bandwidth
  • Unmetered Traffic
  • Free SSL
  • 1 Dedicated IP
  • IPMI
  • Full Root Access
$480
per month
Purchase

Pussy
Bouquet

  • 32 GB RAM
  • 2 x Xeon E5-2660 v4 Processor (28 Cores)
  • 1 x 250 SSD
  • 1 Gbps Bandwidth
  • Unmetered Traffic
  • Free SSL
  • 1 Dedicated IP
  • IPMI
  • Full Root Access
$520
per month
Purchase

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Adult

Server features

Free Server Management

No one likes wasting time on server management. We'll have that covered, so that you can express your creativity without getting bogged down with technicalities.

99.99% Uptime

When it comes to staying online, nothing beats a dedicated server. With our plans, no increase in traffic will ever bring you down.

Easy Upgrades

Your selected plan comes with no strings attached. You can move to a more or less powerful dedicated server with just a few clicks.

Full data privacy

What happens on your server, stays on your server. We won't have access to your data, and neither will anyone else.

Offshore Location

Had trouble with censorship in the past? Now you can kiss them goodbye. Our offshore servers will let you express your full creativity!

Full Root Access

We don't know if domination is your thing, but we guarantee you'll enjoy complete control over your dedicated server.
Every
Plan comes with ddos protection
What our

Customers say

FAQ

If getting a VPS is like hiring an escort, then a dedicated server is like getting the whole agency to yourself. It will give you unparalleled security, storage space, and overall reliability.
If you're the type of guy who shoots for the stars, then a dedicated server will take you to the moon and beyond. They offer the highest possible bandwidth, memory, storage space and stability, while keeping everything hush-hush.
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Any OS will work. Whether you swing toward Windows, Linux, both, or something in between, you'll feel right at home on our adult servers. We don't judge.
Your dedicated server will stand firm and erect within 24 hours.
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